Tia Josefina

My aunt, aunt, aunt Josefina
Sleeps inside the closet
Eats soup in an aquarium
And keeps clothes in the pool

My aunt, aunt, aunt Josefina
Has a wooden car
No engine, no gas
That only rolls downhill

They say she’s a bit crazy
But she’s a cool and fun lady
Wears a nightgown and a wig
Makes a big ol' chuga-chuga and drinks from a bottle

Aunt, aunt, aunt Josefina
Who knows everything about nonsense
Aunt, aunt, aunt Josefina
You’re a phenomenal aunt

My aunt, aunt, aunt Josefina
Is a great cook
Pulls a cat from the stove
And a penguin from the fridge

My aunt, aunt, aunt Josefina
Also plays the gardener
Plants the plant from her foot
Then grows a banana tree

They say she’s a bit crazy
But she’s a cool and fun lady
Wears a nightgown and a wig
Makes a big ol' chuga-chuga and drinks from a bottle

Aunt, aunt, aunt Josefina
Who knows everything about nonsense
Aunt, aunt, aunt Josefina
You’re a phenomenal aunt

My aunt, aunt, aunt Josefina
Seems like a joke
Is it truth or a lie?
Or a true lie?

My aunt, aunt, aunt Josefina
Seems like a joke
Is it truth or a lie?
Or a true lie?

Aunt, aunt, aunt Josefina
Who knows everything about nonsense
Aunt, aunt, aunt Josefina
You’re a phenomenal aunt