Rap do Coringa (Batman) - Por Que Está Tão Sério?

(Hey, ah, ah, ah)
(7 minutes)
(Nerd Hits)

(Joker)
With green hair, purple suit
White makeup and red smile
The clown is here
To make you die laughing

And for my grand trick
That will blow your heads this morning
I'll need a volunteer
To kill Batman

I am the Clown of Crime!
I want to see everyone smiling!
The one who will turn
Gotham City into a circus!

For the closest ones
You can call me Joker
Today you will laugh so much
That you'll feel pain in your guts!

I don't want money
I don't want power
Don't try to understand me
Didn't they tell you I'm crazy?
This yellow smile of mine
Will haunt you
Because I just want to see
The circus catch fire!

Want to know how I got
My scars?
It's a childhood story
From my happiest days!

My father used to do drugs and drink
He always hit my mother
And to me it seemed
Like he was having fun

My father looked at me
Not finding it funny?
He came closer
Holding a knife
Put it in my mouth
Laughing as he said
Let's put a smile on that face!

Once upon a time, a crazy little clown
Who for his final trick
Made the world laugh, with his Laughing Gas
From a Deadly Joke!

My mind is madness
Like a nice stroll in hell!
I have only one question
Why so serious?

A psychopath
Surrendered to his own delirium
Sick sociopath
And as a bonus, a killer
They ask me
Why I do all this
The answer is simple
I find it fun!

I don't consider
The Bat my enemy
To me, Batman
Is more like an old friend

So I'll torture
And kill
Everyone
He loves
What's the matter, Batsy?
Don't want to play with me anymore?

To me, nothing matters
And the cherry on top
Is that I put Barbara Gordon
In a wheelchair
Calm down, that was nothing
Laughing
I beat Robin to death
Using a crowbar!

The madness won't stop
Until Batman breaks
His biggest rule
And decides to kill me!

Until that happens
I can't even feel sorry
It's like they say
He who laughs last, laughs best

Just one bad day
For a sane man to go crazy
Lose everything he had before the end
Or see the one he loves be killed
Men with weak minds
Continue to believe in salvation
I believe what doesn't kill us
Only makes us stranger

With green hair, purple suit
White makeup and red smile
The clown is here
To make you die laughing!
And for my grand trick
That will blow your heads this morning
I'll need a volunteer
To kill Batman

Once upon a time, a crazy little clown
Who for his final trick
Made the world laugh, with his Laughing Gas
From a Deadly Joke!
My mind is madness
Like a nice stroll in hell!
I have only one question
Why so serious?