El Dinosaurio Anacleto

I'm a dinosaur and my name's Anacleto
By fate's twist, I didn't die in the ice age
My friends went extinct, left me all alone
And I had to accept this situation
I was really bored 'cause I had no relatives
No one I knew to hang out and play
I had to make up friends to keep me entertained
Sit in front of a mirror just to chat

But one morning I decided to change my luck
And I sent a pitch to the TV station
It was for a family show
With singers and contests, lots of fun
The channel's manager called me to his office
He loved the show and said let's do it
We signed a contract and after a couple months
I became a TV star

I met the stars
From the magazines, oh-oh-oh
Drenched in fame
And in pleasure, oh-oh-oh
I bought fancy cars
A house by the beach
But I wasn't happy
But I wasn't happy
I wasn't happy

I still missed my dinosaur friends
And the cavemen who wanted to hunt us
So one fine day I moved to the countryside
To trade fame for real friends